shittydwarf

This is it. You don’t say “I’m gonna kiss you Steve” you smile, and act natural and romance them

This is very wise

Text my ex :'(

Elon too pls

If it’s wrong I don’t want to be right

98% of Moby Dick was concentrated on the old ass whaling industry, and based on this I believe it was actually whale phlegm

I mean… this shit was funny YEARS ago… I can’t believe they’re still able to milk it

Edit: if someone did eventually make a star citizen game one day I would love to play it

OP clearly has an abnormal brain

Knitting. I’ve always loved wool sweaters, and would love to be able to knit my own patterned cowichan sweater for example. But it seems quite intimidating and difficult, and honestly a touch embarrassing since I’m a big bearded dude, although that last one is all in my head

Digital prions