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  • shrugs@lemmy.worldtoScience Memes@mander.xyzex-kakapo
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    2 months ago

    Saw a tiktok Instagram about a kakapo once. The phrase lives rent-free in my head: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJt_wHSCfxW/

    Translated from german:

    The kakapo is the fluffiest mistake evolution never deleted. The stupid Kakapo. Everything about him screams: “I was never meant to survive”. He is fat, he can’t fly and he walks like an old stool with wheels build out of moss.

    In dangerous situations he just stands still. His survival instinct is “acting as if he im not there”. His biggest enemy? Everything! Cats, dogs, rats even time…

    Poor kakapo!












  • Had to work one saturday evening in our windowless server room under fluorescent light due to some “quick” fw migration.

    It went horribly wrong, which was unfortunately caused by myself. I initially wanted to be in and out in 30mins. Was there from 19:00 - sunday 07:30, with only 6 red bull to keep me company and the air conditioning on full blast the whole time.

    This was definitely the most stressful day/night of my life. Would not do that regularly even for 300k