I am not hand washing a damn thing. It either goes in or sits in the sink dirty.

She’s not age appropriate. How’s her mom doing?

I mean, that’s why I’m still here.

It wasn’t long ago that I heard that analytics was about to be replaced by AI.

The most versatile note pad in existence…

I thought it was a feature of Lemmy that karma don’t mean shit.

Or to more precisely put it, Lemmy accumulates up/down votes to their actual worth.

And to the queer for who we stand fabulous?

I dunno. I’m trying too hard.

Or air lock.

I have VPN so I can look at porn.

X(Twitter) = Biggest Nazi bar on the Internet

That’s the fun part. The emitter is the detector. It will invert the beam of it detects anything.

Reverse polarity positron emitter.

Hmmmmm. Been thinking about starting a youtube channel. Maybe ballads to the CEO could be the theme. I wonder how long before I get called in by hr.

Iron maiden in Brazil.

The E in WWE is for Entertainment.

Some people enjoy belittling other’s choices on the internet. Some enjoy watching the drama of fake wrestling.

Look to the atheist. He does not use the command line because he secretly believes. He does so because he knows it’s good.

The old file menu was way more functional if you needed to be keyboard only.

My preferred response to this is, “Entropy. The eventually and unstoppable heat death of the universe where none of this matters is the reason.”

When they started with hybrids they kinda got ahead with the Prius and stopped.

Instead of deleting everything, edit it to sometime else. Quick brown fox that shit.