I got a Proteus IV system. Now I’m dead and my wife is knocked up.

Some people just like the pain. I don’t mind it spicy, but the flavor is more important to me.

Parody accounts. Both tweets are in fact real tweets. As we can see.

Actually strike that. I don’t know that. There are ways to alter pictures so I guess it could be fake in that they never were twated out by anyone on the site.