I’ve never seen a manatee in a parrk, if I did I would also wrestle it in a bikini.

It’s brand new, I’m reading directly from the instructions, if it only takes 30min to change they should say that and it’s not by design. It’s a CP1500PFCLCD

Meanwhile my UPS taks 8 hours to charge and lasts 8 minutes.

That would actually have useful information on it though.

I think I know what your dog wants for Christmas.

Not when talking about your own grandma you can’t.

Takes drag, but like duuuude, what if the world isn’t ruled by a small group of elite pedos?

True.

Oh, we’re going the same place? Can I hitch a ride?

I personally also have a backside but that cool.

Ahhh, ain’t he just the cutest little thing.

Dude, don’t use *that emoji, all I can think of when I see that is this:

*EDIT

If you could taste all the flavors with your butthole it would still taste like shit when you shit, you would only taste food when you shove a cucumber up your ass and that is the time you are most willing to taste shit.

Lumber Jack?

Hoboken.

They all look like terrible lizards to me, especially the squirrel it is just an awful lizard, like is it even trying? I’ve never seen such a poor attempt at being a lizard.

But we could just attach an antenna to our roofs and steal electricity, I consider it worth the transmission loss if we can create more transmission loss.

What distro do you use?:

Liquid Lemur.

What terminal do you use?:

Liquid prompt.

What browser do you use?:

Waterfox.

Huh… What’s your favorite website?:

PornHub

The goal is to beat the boss so bad he doesn’t finish his first line of dialog by time his last line starts playing:

Mighty dra… Wel… I command th…

Do we know if the steam deck counts an Linux, unknown or other?