This doesn’t belong here it’s genuinely funny.

Is that really HRs job? Probably should call security or the health department.

$4,000,000,000,000÷4,000,000 = $1,000,000 literally we could turn all starving people into millionaires if we could live without an iPhone. I guess technically we would have to move the people in those fields to production or logistics or whatever but since the US creates 130 billion extra meals a year I don’t actually think we would have to.

Well yeah but they also moan when hit.

I almost exclusively role my eyes when I see a new fork, the whole problem with Linux (distros) is fragmentation among the developer base they literally cannibalized themselves and honestly a new distro is not worth eating human flesh.

This seems fake, why would they use a separate computer for each drink type? Shouldn’t they all be dead?

So like did the children come standard with this joke or did you have to tell this joke to become a dad?

Ma’am before you said that I had already started to convert to a flat earther our education system thanks you.

Glad someone got it and the math works out I was watching something on it literally yesterday. Assuming I phrased everything correctly, it’s just the standard spacetime diagram rearranged.

What? Light doesn’t have speed, speed would imply some sort of relative movement that would require something like 3 spatial dimensions but even then everything would move at the same “speed” if you add up the dimensions the real question is why are you moving through space? And that gets into causality and a bunch of other God stuff you wouldn’t be interested in.

Looks like a bunch of triangles to me

Just gonna follow you for national security instead that ok?

Understandable, but why is the moon a big poopy butt munch?

If I’m reading this correctly and I am confident I am, we are now required to take notes when with a woman and as she tends towards a Big O we have to note the limiting factor for why she never reaches it. Reasonable but why is it impossible to make a woman reach orgasm? NVM, just realized it’s because the argument function tends towards Infinity.

Since the book literally does that to the book itself I suppose so.

I think it’s seven metric’s.

Solid wood can be fine as long as you have the dry on it will mold otherwise but the real problem is the layered wood, the steam causes the glue to fall apart.

So that just means UBIOS is explicitly for spying since UEFI is open source and a standard right?

Just don’t buy wood cast iron or garbage and you’ll be fine.

And? Subway’s has to classify it’s bread as cake because it’s too sweet.