I have this one specific program I have to use that I am not about to tell you what it is but if you get your security question wrong you can’t log in … But you can change the security question right underneath… Kn fine at least I have to have my password to change my security question right? Yup it’s a good thing I can press the eye to see my password, ok but you still have to have your password to get into your account right? Well not exactly if you forget your password you can call a recovery number and convince them you are you and they can let you in … Fine but at least you have to give them something right? Right? No, they ask you your previous address and phone number … All public information.

Teleporters are like people eating candy, no further questions.

That’s what Microsoft is doing isn’t it? I knew it, we should have guessed with them sending a plain at the tower.

What’s up with the Rust hate? If anything they should be the flat bar under AWS.

SU

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I have become Dad you will all sudo to me now

… Uuuh, sudo?

You are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

Hmm, just because the distance measured varies based on the increments it is measured in doesn’t mean that using the same stick it wouldn’t be bigger.

Is there a order limit? Because for undisclosed reasons I’m going to need a lot

Don’t understand, he is a Superman it is us doing it wrong.

Skill issue it’s NNN.

I don’t know but my barber is getting concerned.

It’s unfermented, a sober Jesus is no real Jesus.

Only took doom 7 years it’s been 15 years and they still haven’t released it smh my head.

Yes, but also money.

Agreed, this was a warning shot, we know what to do now.

White knees?

Looks like you need to invert a binary tree.

True but I desperately need no compatibility, closed source, AppleCare, expensive hardware, limited lifespan, lock in … What did you call it Linux?

THE PROPHECY!

Got it, eye wheel mak know miss steak!