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When does he want it

Orphanages

Achilles nutz

I listen to prog, so it’d be a looong playlist

Time travellers don’t go after Elmo, for a reason

I seem to remember a distro that was like this by default, like you installed everything then removed the stuff you didn’t need.

Crossposted to !the_pack@lemmy.world

You typically don’t want scabs at the dick-sucking factory

I’m gonna call it the other thing

Best I can do is Burnout: Revenge

I’m pretty sure those eyebrows have been well maintained and insured since before 1998, when Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcers table

Spock > Rock > Doc Oc

Gparted, you can delete the Windows partition and resize the Linux one to fill the space.

This should go without saying, but I’ll say it anyways: backup any important data beforehand, just in case.

Step one: be born into obscene wealth

Your girlfriend is Winona Ryder

¿Por que no los dos? (I don’t drink anymore, but I’m not a hater)

Put two in your drink, then

Here we come a’ wassailing, motherfucker

Reminds me of my favorite verse (from MST3K):

If the person who you sing to can’t provide the wassail

Then you are entitled to his debit card and PIN number

Love and joy come to you, unless you can’t provide the wassail

Then severe financial penalty shall come to you

Then severe financial penalty to you

There’s one called dogeposting, but it’s not very active.

The one I’m writing! I don’t have anything released yet, but when I do, I hope it becomes your new favorite album!