I don’t put anything like that in my sauce. Tomatoes, garlic, olive oil, herbs and spices.

I think cooking it for hours tends to lower the acidity a bit.

But I think I just like it that way.

Nope.

I have never put any sugar in my from scratch sauce. But that’s probably why I don’t like jar sauce.

Maybe they thought it was a podiatrist’s office.

Norm MacDonald, probably

Then what’s the key for?

Edit: Reading other comments. Weird.

Also, key or lock bumping is a way to open a lock without the proper key.

But mom im not a caterpillar anymore. I haven’t eaten anything since I pupated.

Also, you died long before I even hatched.

Adding Dr. Lizardo to the missing doctors list.

Laugh while you can, monkey boy.

You can’t the whole sun.

1976 Dodge Aspen

No, this is a wolverine

Like us

Check your epistemology before you wreck your epistemology.

I can’t take him like that. It’s against regulations.

What exactly do they think goes on in these bathrooms anyway?

Nine pence.

Heated seats ftw.

An old motherboard dies.
Her connections fall to the floor.

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Good. I could use a house.