amex is taken in 9 out of 10 places when I use it. it’s usually small places that don’t take it

rip a fart in the elevator as I walk out

Include subscriptions to Highlights and magazines of adolescent animals, you’re set!

the windows key + r will open the Run command window, seems a lot easier then what you did for that but the other stuff PowerToys do is worth it

dude huffin paint out of a paper bag on a full morning commute

dude was trippin balls and everyone gave him space so it was something to behold, it was one of those bus rides that had a 15-20 minute space on the freeway so there wasn’t any making him leave. Everyone kept an eye on him as he passed up and down the isle.

It was something so far out, I recorded it on my phone