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Cake day: April 30th, 2025

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  • Okay, so I attempted to access it again. Its currently in a weird state of partial access.

    I can “log in” but as soon as I try to access anything, say, Gmail, I get that screen again.

    This is what the settings page looks like:

    So its not totally locked out, but its not functional either, I’m not even on a VPN.

    Notice, 2FA is off.

    Then I click Gmail and get this:

    I tap “more ways to verify” and get this:

    I tap the only option, and it circles back to the previous screen.

    🤷‍♂️





  • Bruh, I was testing some android features and wiped an android phone, then when I tried to log in again, they wanted a verification code from the previous device, the one I just wiped. Not even will a phone number satisfy them.

    Its essentially locked out, unless I get a time machine to undo wiping the phone.

    I mean, what happens if someone lose their phone and wants to log in to google to wipe their device? Like… how would you obtain the verification code on a phone a thief now has?

    Its just even just privacy issues, Google is braindead when it come to their “security”.

    Luckily, I wiped it in settings so FRP was off.








  • What is “small”?

    Does placing a banana peel on a certain path that will cause a historical person to trip and injure themselves count as “small”?

    What if I carefully place a banana peel on the path that Stannislav Petrov walks on and he end up having to go to the hospital on September 26, 1983?

    🤔

    🌎💥❓️


    Okay so:

    1. On the eve of May 7, 2012 (putin takes office as president): Place a small piece of paper inside Putin’s food saying “Next time it’d be poison” (in Russian, of course). So he’d start speculating if someone is plotting against him and drive him mad. Maybe cause him to shuffle all his security and chefs.

    2. Then after he makes changes to his security, on his birthday, place a dead rat inside his birthday cake (he does have birthday cakes, right?).

    Might not change history at all, but good enough to fuck with a dictator.

    1. Add a few bits of code to the Great Firewall of China that would make it malfuction and start letting all traffic through on February 4, 2022, right before the Winter Olympics begin.

    Butterfly Effect 😉