i’m probably baked
thagomizer
this is the second word that Gary Larson has added to the English language.
gee I wonder how long it will be before I can download the custom patches to get around this
and they can never present a unified front
kicking heroin
what does “in such a way that they become the face themselves” mean?
yep. I used to work on a paving crew, you have to wear long pants & sleeves no matter how hot the weather because the mix is coming out of the truck at 300°F and you don’t want any molten flecks getting on your skin. 75% of the crew has partially melted boot soles, but one of their wives just showed up with a box of joe in an insulated hot bag
it’s never too hot for hot coffee
don’t listen to the people telling you to put it in rice. putting it in front of a fan will have a much better drying effect. ancient people didn’t preserve stuff by putting it in rice
I just use witch hazel
this is interesting and whatnot, but during WW2, US research indicated that jellied gasoline (napalm) was a far more effective incendiary than thermite when it comes to burning wood.
somebody else’s kidney
is reusable, because it never works
diaphragms are for pussies
parachute doesn’t go between you and the ground, you go between the parachute and the ground. unless you cheaped out on the parachute
condoms
genuine question, what should we do about it?
the reason you were able to download it is because other people were seeding it. that’s why seeding is helpful