yeah it’s wild to me that petroleum jelly and kerosene come from the same thing

yeah from what people are telling me, we have the capability of processing lower quality crude oil so it makes more sense to export our high quality stuff, then buy the cheap stuff since we can already refine it.

dude. we are not talking about the gasoline. we are talking about the oil being used to make the gasoline. what percentage of the crude oil being refined into American gasoline is American produced crude oil?

yes but how much of that gasoline was made from American crude oil? America has plenty of refineries, just none of them designed for American oil

correct me if I’m wrong, but the United States doesn’t even have oil refineries that are capable of making gasoline out of American oil? like we need the type of oil that the middle East has, so we’re constantly trading oil back and forth even though we have plenty of it

I think I’ve heard this is true. something about politicians wanting to look environmentalist and therefore preventing the building of any more refineries

ok then it was for matted hair.

was the shaving on the belly? means it might have already been fixed. if it has one ear tip missing, it’s definitely been fixed

local rescues and hardware stores usually have live traps for rental. you have to leave like a $75 refundable deposit but you get it back as long as you don’t break this trap.

also a lot of pet shops tend to have scanners available, you can call around to see if there’s one closer

dude. I was at a Christian rehab center several years ago. this one kid came as a resident, his parents having been missionaries in Western Africa.

he kept having “seizures”, except he was completely conscious during them, he would just have fits where he would collapse to the ground and have uncontrollable muscle spasms. I’m pretty sure it was a form of panic attack, but some Christian hypnotherapist had hypnotized him, and “uncovered” a “suppressed memory” of some random African dragging him into the woods and putting a curse on him at knifepoint. when he was having a fit, one staff member would hold his head in a pillow to keep him from hurting himself, and somebody else would read the bible over him.

somehow, this curse was strong enough to overpower the word of god, but not a handful of xanax.

because few people in this society spend money on something that makes other people’s lives easier.

oh shit

yes people are aware that sheep don’t actually run on artificial intelligence.

the onboard AI is a little stupid, but it fertilizes the lawn as it cuts.

the reason you were able to download it is because other people were seeding it. that’s why seeding is helpful

Revanced

thagomizer

this is the second word that Gary Larson has added to the English language.

gee I wonder how long it will be before I can download the custom patches to get around this

and they can never present a unified front

kicking heroin

what does “in such a way that they become the face themselves” mean?