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“Yes!” “Maybe later!”

Fuck your asshole with barbed wire.

Coconuts grow in the ocean?

It’s blue because coconut = tropical = sandy beaches and blue water, which evokes positive emotions and pictures of paradise in your mind, which makes you more likely to buy [PRODUCT]

It’s by design. The house always wins.

I’m sorry.

It was the same capitalist cancer we see everywhere, people are just old enough now to be sentimental about it.

Capitalism as the all consuming ouroboros.

All our lives are fucking dice rolls.

Fucking everything. All of it. But once a year on christmas, she used to do apple-stuffed roast duck in the oven with sauce.

You. Would. Not. Believe.

I miss netbooks so god damned much! Amazing machines. Only reason they don’t make them anymore is because they can make ten times more money on making ten times worse shitmachines because people will just buy what’s available anyway, there is no “the consumer decides what’s on the market” and there never was, it was always a lie, people will buy what they’re offered and like it.

Fuck everything.

“Conversations I imagine in my head that never actually happen to anyone”