Science abhors a vacuum but it fucking loves a crab

git grounded

I can stand on one foot and tie my shoe in the air

I taught myself to balance on one foot by brushing by teeth on one foot for a few months lol

I mean… there can be…

Make sure you know what it costs to get your truck inspected by the health inspector and what it takes to get yourself licensed to serve out of it - it can add to your startup costs quite a bit. Research your local laws as well, some cities have some pretty hostile laws/regs for food trucks. If you want you go a county over, you’ll likely need new licensing and more $$$.

Also, no offense meant but if you don’t have at least a few years of experience in a legit commercial / restaurant kitchen, you need that first IMHO. Cooking consistently at the scale that restaurants require is legitimately hard and is a skill that needs honing. Best to do that on a business’s dime.

Change your nozzle randomly and without warning

You really took the time to comment and complain that you’ve already seen this? You’re… upset that your time was wasted?

Buddy. Cmon.

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Dawww, make sure you write something nice and “encrypt” it the same way before you send it ☺️

My girlfriend doesn’t have one, teehee 🤭

Hilarious. Logitech’s software has always been an afterthought and now they want me to pay for it? Goooo fuck yourselves. I had to sell a perfectly good keyboard and mouse because their stupid g-hub is harder to navigate than a g-spot.

It kept doing updates and every time it did, it would clobber all my macros and bindings and basically factory reset. I had a txt document on my desktop with all my configs so I could set them back up whenever it decided the configuration gods required a sacrifice.

Airlines hate them for this one weird trick!

Deh terk er jerbs!

Or he’s an abomination with 300 feet like a fromsoft boss

Blasphemy, that’s not regex that’s just fancy grep

Lemmussy

Big bag of frozen nuggies ftw

On a serious note - neat concept, maybe pick an interesting hook from a bunch of books to encourage kids to read them

On an unserious note - Paper. They taste like paper. Old paper.

You know I was all down to be like “stay and see how it turns out”

But yeah now I see mushroom dude with a fckin bowie knife I’m like nope

Oh ho ho, not just in public my friend