Midnight Wolf

No

leaves the laptop alone with a sheet of paper, a pen, and a bag of cash

comes back 4 hours later you haven’t done anything!

sets the money atop the laptop

ohh, cash counter, I get it now…

independent of its power source

Power: aight I’m out

Computer: fucking dies

$5 says it’s the “what’s a computer” kid from like a decade ago

“‘laptop’? it’s like a foldable but with half a screen??? and why is this keyboard broken, all the keys move?? how do I get an overwatch skin for it?? this is awful”

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“because I’m a dumbass”

“because I’m a dumbass”

–dumbass

Sparkles, Clap, Facepalm, River, Firefox, Aggravated Assault, Fuck Box, Microsoft Support, Basement Dweller, Lies and Bullshit, Limewire, DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN, Leaves, Participation Award, moans, Syrup and Foreskin, Basement Dweller 2: Stranger Danger, God’s Cum, Cougar, Generic Asian Guy, Everybody Hands Go Up (and they stay there [and they stay there, and they stay there; up down up down up down]), Adult Sadness and Acceptance, Bones 🎺, Parental Regret, Fisting

lgtm

“but you are browsing pornhub?”

“are you questioning my methodology?”

“carry on”

Sir, we are talking about phones here, not…

title

Nowadays, everybody wanna talk like they got somethin’ to say

But nothin’ comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish

Mom, can we get water bottles at home?

No, we already have water bottles at home.

Water bottles at home:

what about “make” as in “create”

everyone’s family explodes in this thread

You guys are getting paid?

I always assume that phrase means “I’m horny af” and thus far it’s always fit pretty well in the context, so I’m just rolling with it.

And I always feel a certain way 😏

Click (2006)

This was literally my ‘silver lining’ when I was coming to terms with being gay. Like, I’m super horny, I like dicks alright whelp, and I can fuck as much as I want without protection or babies? Maybe this isn’t so bad after all. Time to find some bottoms…

And I made use of that perk heavily 😏

My cellular yeah, though I don’t consider them an isp since most throttle or deprioritize data after ~50 gigs. But both isps I’ve had, and all of the friends who I’ve helped with networking stuff (basically all of them), IPv4. Sometimes, some janky ‘conversion’ at the modem that leaves them with just v4 anyway. That was with their isp-supplied hardware…

The ad is coming from INSIDE the TV

😱

They are cute chubby cuddle fluffs though. Just look at them!

🐼