No girlfriend

I heard that too but only with the lights out

Damn I thought he was saying “hello hollow” predicting the dark souls franchise years ahead of its time

Edit: my typing had a stroke mid-sentence

What a good memer you are

did something happen?

no, me do pronoun grammer gooder

Yes, officer! That’s Yours, over there! You’s the one that did! You was all by Yourself in that corner!

Yeah I don’t feel that the tapered end is gonna do anything

What can I shay? I’m shellfish

Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow

I like chicken I like liver Meowmix meowmix please deliver

would prefer rice

They have a lounge for D-Beat music??

holy shit this has layers

Translated to cat:

Meow meow meow

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Meow meow

Meow meow meow meow meow

Topical? Just like my ointment!

This is the most polite behaviour I’ve seen towards people blocking bike paths in Paris

This is unslammatory behaviour

I’d like to place my head next to a door jamb and have someone slam it closed repeatedly until the latch clicks

Step out and sing as loudly as you can “every body and every where! Shit your pants and underwear! With a shake and a jiggle, wiggle that turd like a fiddle!”

What if they’re really good at sucking at video games

I bet you’d feel really foolish then