Translated to cat:

Meow meow meow

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Meow meow

Meow meow meow meow meow

Topical? Just like my ointment!

This is the most polite behaviour I’ve seen towards people blocking bike paths in Paris

This is unslammatory behaviour

I’d like to place my head next to a door jamb and have someone slam it closed repeatedly until the latch clicks

Step out and sing as loudly as you can “every body and every where! Shit your pants and underwear! With a shake and a jiggle, wiggle that turd like a fiddle!”

What if they’re really good at sucking at video games

I bet you’d feel really foolish then

Why, this is some of @pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org quality artwork!

it’s like, all arbitrary, dude

Detective? I hardly know ive

did you get monies

yes the back is an erogenous zone second only to the boobie

This is just plum ridiculous!

“Wait a minute, if this cake is in my bed, then where’s - oh no”

This is awful. Just plain awful.

The logic of this makes no sense. Scooby clearly demonstrates basic intelligence and sentience throughout every official iteration of the show. Combined with cartoon logic, he would likely just comically zoom out of there once he realizes that he can indeed operate door handles, or that there is some sort of Scooby snack or STACKED sandwich somewhere outside. So even if there would be a joke about Scooby realizing he doesn’t have the opposable thumbs to operate the door handles (even though dogs IRL have demonstrated they can open more complex door handles, latches, and other mechanisms,) Scooby could also just punch a Scooby-sized hole in the van to get to his prized hobby of eating.

A far more realistic “dark” take would be something akin to who made Scooby sick by feeding him so much food that’s bad for dogs, though again I’d argue he’s demonstrated an iron stomach.

Maybe it’s german for “The Liberal” like “The Liberal, The”

Beat me to it! I was gonna guess it as well. Purely by the HUD

My personal hell - I hate ska. I never could quite pick it up pick it pick it up

Nipple, dribble

titillate in ripples

By touching teats

this covenant has tripled

sexual intercourse/activity