This is awful. Just plain awful.

The logic of this makes no sense. Scooby clearly demonstrates basic intelligence and sentience throughout every official iteration of the show. Combined with cartoon logic, he would likely just comically zoom out of there once he realizes that he can indeed operate door handles, or that there is some sort of Scooby snack or STACKED sandwich somewhere outside. So even if there would be a joke about Scooby realizing he doesn’t have the opposable thumbs to operate the door handles (even though dogs IRL have demonstrated they can open more complex door handles, latches, and other mechanisms,) Scooby could also just punch a Scooby-sized hole in the van to get to his prized hobby of eating.

A far more realistic “dark” take would be something akin to who made Scooby sick by feeding him so much food that’s bad for dogs, though again I’d argue he’s demonstrated an iron stomach.

Maybe it’s german for “The Liberal” like “The Liberal, The”

Beat me to it! I was gonna guess it as well. Purely by the HUD

My personal hell - I hate ska. I never could quite pick it up pick it pick it up

Nipple, dribble

titillate in ripples

By touching teats

this covenant has tripled

sexual intercourse/activity

I DID IT ALL FOR THE COOKIE (YEAH)

THE COOKIE (YEAH)

SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT LOOKIE (YEAH)

AND STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH)

this is the heart-warming romcom I want for christmas this year

yes but it requires an AI-generated image

Possibility? I thought we knew this was happening for real?

Man for a second I thought you were talking about punching one of them kids

I used to think I was a hot commodity in the gay community until I realized it was only the ugly old guys hitting on me. Never the hot young ones. Let me tell you, my illusions were shattered. But then I got older and the young hot ones started giving me fuck-me eyes and now my illusions are back again

one peep’s trash is another homie’s treasure

can’t even have a public wank in peace anymore what is the world coming to

the far left, like peanut butter, is soft, but resilient and creamy. The far right, like peanut brittle, is hard, but fragile.

They ceased ceasing fire

General Grievous Diorama you sick bastard

if this is true, then why am I not genocidal against people who can’t get none

what is gen alpha on

what are the cool hip kids memeing

I won’t get it but tell me like I would. Make me feel young again

bum bum bum bum bummmmmmm…