Classic Ozzy. Reminds me of when Rorschach blue himself up

I bet you relish the thought of more pickles

Ouhhhh fun fact, when bugs do this, it’s called conglobulating

Exit: wait there’s also conglobating and I don’t know enough to know if it’s the same thing

I want that guitar pedal

This comic has lived rent free in my head for years

I can hear the jimmies rustling in the trees

Good catch, I am technologically incompetent.

They seemed like such decent character strings

That’s because Duke Nukem respects women.

“My cabbages!”

• Baahvatar, the Last Goatbender

Microsoft again?

When I challenge my established concepts with new ideas or angles, and realize my previously held truth doesn’t hold up to scrutiny, or is reinforced or expanded upon. For example, “is a hot dog a sandwich?” makes me reconsider how so much depends on context, and how we as humans crave labelling and categorizing to the point of it being detrimental (see biological sex vs gender, Star Trek edit wars, classical music and pornography cataloguing, etc)

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I exclusively drink bull milk

Bowser for Kart and Kirby for smash… makes sense

Just say menses and womenses when in the plural

GOTTA GO FAST (for lent)

I can’t wait to find out that Marika learned the ability to transform gender from Cap’n Crunch in the FromSoft x Quaker collab

History repeats itself…

This was, verbatim, what a child said during an interview. He stumbled and jumbled over his words, uttering this incomprehensible nonsense. Others, however, try to decipher his words and dare to gleam a sliver of truth of the secret machinations of the universe.