Finger print matching doesn’t really work well its all just a guess with no universal criteria on how close a smudge has to be to your fingerprint to be used

Do you use the candle and spray as a flamethrower

Because that’s what happens as you age

I’ve had to chase the neighbor’s cat away several times in the mornings before work because the scrub jays that had a nest in our bushes would be screaming at 5 in the morning because the cat would be out there

Gotta stay hip with the kids

Maybe its a trick to convince people to leave out ‘of’ to annoy people in the future