Me when I post before looking up whether I’m right:

Anyway, naming trains after their operator rather than their manufacturer is stupid. Or rather, making me look so.

Why the hell would you use an Amtrak train?? That’s a horrible name.

Now, trains made by Siemens/Bombardier are much more fitting. Like this one:

ICE = InterCity Express btw

Sun child - unless it was during a solar eclipse, then moon child.

Easy: Was it between sunrise and dawn at the time you were born?

Those are daksents obviously, how else would you even pronounce them?

But I think pronouncing Swedish words in German with an IKEA ad accent works well enough.

But even in German it’s just pronounced Blåhaj.

Sure, -aj would usually be written -ai despite being pronounced the same and å only exists in South German dialects (why the fuck not North German btw???) but still.

Sehr geehrte/r @daggermoon@piefed.world,

Ihr Antrag auf soundso wurde abgelehnt mit folgender Begründung:

Formfehler im Antrag.

Rechtsbelehrung:

Blablabla Paragraph drölfzig Sozialirgendwasbuch dieunddie Frist und Klage beim Sozialgericht.

Mit freundlichen Grüßen,
Ihr Amt.

Or you could write it in English with German grammar:

Linux 7.4 Blockupdates range from Floppydiskdriverfixes to Apple M4 NVMe-Support.

Dragons humping train carts

Go make me

something something actions speak louder than words

To be honest, putting them in a glass really helps me. Not too much of an arachnophobe but once they’re contained I have absolutely no issues.

I recommend cardboard instead of paper btw, it’s so much more sturdy and there’s zero risk of the spider noticing a gap and escaping when tilting to lift it up. I’m using the same strategy for wasps that somehow found their way inside and refuse to fucking leave through the open window and there the lack of gap is SO much more important because I don’t want a pissed off wasp escaping.

Also cis women can’t cheat with a vibrating buttplug as effectively as trans women.

I wonder if they were more common here would people be more or less arachnophobic in general? Like, I’m much more afraid of a wasp than a crow because crows cannot sneak up and stab me. Or rather, they haven’t tried. UNLIKE WASPS.

They could’ve decided to just stay in their cold and moist caves. But warm and dry homes are apparently more pleasent. I don’t fault them.

Huh, it might’ve actually been a wolf spider that I threw out. Didn’t know spiders that don’t build nets enjoy entering homes. I guess temperatures are starting to drop, so it makes sense.

At least it would explain why it was just sitting in the middle of my wall nowhere near a corner.

Also apparently the other commentator was right, your wolf spiders are probably too small:

Wolf spiders are a vital source of natural pest control for many people’s gardens or even homes, since the wolf spider preys on perceived pests such as crickets, ants, cockroaches, and in some cases lizards and frogs

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolf_spider

Trans people must be visiting weird urologists

It’s like 25€ in Pfand (counted till 50 before arriving at the pile), who wouldn’t steal it?

Alas there is no Pfand symbol :(

Non-existance implies being easy

Still 80% convinced it’s a Rockstar marketing operation.

Absolutely nothing was shown that would reduce hype. Why wouldn’t the leaker spoil the entire story and get maximum attention?