The Evil Farming Game

I"m gonna get the details really vague, Whang actually took notes, go watch his videos on the subject. The story goes something like this:

Someone turned up to r/lostmedia or something asking about this video game they sweared they played. It was a farming game like Harvest Moon or Stardew Valley, but the player character murdered his wife, and in addition to tending the crops, you have to move the corpse around to hide it from the cops, and also there was a fishing minigame.

Cue a couple of "I think I have it on an old hard drive"s later, and it turns out that it didn’t exist as a game. Some game streamer had kind of made it up as a stream of consciousness while playing some other game. “Wouldn’t it be cool if there was a game where…”

Bloggo’s Pow

I learned this story from Ashens. Back in the day, a British anti-piracy group called FAST or the Federation Against Software Theft ran a campaign of comic stips with an anti software piracy theme. Imagine Don’t Copy That Floppy by way of Jack Chick. They apparently offered a bounty on anyone who was committing software piracy, so they published cartoons of kids turning in their math teacher because he copies video games, etc.

In one cartoon, they find a vendor at “the market” who is selling pirated games. One of our badly drawn heroes says “These games look pirated. And this one definitely is” and he holds up a box labeled “Bloggo’s Pow.” According to Ashens, pirated games were thenceforth known as “Bloggos”

According to Ashens, FAST was first of all incorrect in the use of the word “theft” as at the time according to British law, copying a video game did not count as theft, because you didn’t deprive anyone of their property. Software piracy was a crime, but that crime wasn’t theft. He also made the point that the FAST tracts tended to either offer threats of punishment, or appeals to greed with the bounty they offered (which there’s no evidence was actually claimed). I mentioned Don’t Copy That Floppy, which features a famously cheesy rap dance component but it then settles down and goes for an empathy-based approach, they interview game programmers who say if everyone stole games, they’d have no income, which means they couldn’t afford to make games, they’d have to go find other work. And that worked a lot better.

The Game They Made Up In Playing Dangerous 2

Playing Dangerous is a movie probably best known today for being featured on RedLetterMedia’s Best of the Worst. It can be best summed up as “Die Hard, but the protagonist is a 10 year old boy.” It seems it was written and filmed as an R-rated movie, then edited to make it PG-13 (a man gets shot in the face in the first ten seconds of the film) and then marketed as if it’s a Home Alone ripoff. The kid is some intelligent beyond his years computer whiz named Stewart, which forms the basis of the sequel.

Playing Dangerous 2 slops back and forth between “Supergenius kid has an internship at a computer research company” and “10 year old honors student attends computer camp for 10 year old honors students.”

At one point, Stewart is hanging around the “lab” with his mentor character, Guy Who Works There, and they’re playing this video game that I guess they made. When you see the screen, the background looks like a 90’s arcade side scrolling beat-em-up, there’s a Score counter and an Energy meter in the upper corners, and Stewart is green screened in very prominently in the foreground shooting at the camera with a Nerf gun.

It does, and yet doesn’t, look like a video game. There doesn’t seem to be any gameplay, you can’t tell if it’s supposed to be a first-person shooter and Stewart is an enemy, or if Stewart is the player character and they made the weird choice to have him face the player. But, it does work as a thing a middle aged dude would come up with to occupy the attention of a kid he’s supposed to be teaching computers to, and it also works as what a mediocre film director thinks a computer game looks like. Obviously a film director would choose to have his star face the camera, he’s performing.