TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 8 hours agoWhat was the worst date you went on?message-squaremessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down12
arrow-up116arrow-down1message-squareWhat was the worst date you went on?TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 8 hours agomessage-square21fedilink
minus-squareKrudler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·2 hours agoDrove a significant distance to pick her up. Our planned outing date turned into “come hang out at my place” Come hang out at my place turned into “oh I’m actually at my mom’s house RN but she’s on vacation and I’m just house sitting” “I’m just house sitting” turned into “I’m 26 not the 38 I stated in my profile, and my mom is here but don’t worry” That turned into mom sending her text messages asking what the fuck this weird old guy is doing in her house. That turned into me leaving under a cloud of complete embarrassment. What a fucking dumb cunt.
minus-squareTubularTittyFrog@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 hours agoat least it wasn’t her cop dad that was home?
Drove a significant distance to pick her up.
Our planned outing date turned into “come hang out at my place”
Come hang out at my place turned into “oh I’m actually at my mom’s house RN but she’s on vacation and I’m just house sitting”
“I’m just house sitting” turned into “I’m 26 not the 38 I stated in my profile, and my mom is here but don’t worry”
That turned into mom sending her text messages asking what the fuck this weird old guy is doing in her house.
That turned into me leaving under a cloud of complete embarrassment.
What a fucking dumb cunt.
at least it wasn’t her cop dad that was home?