Two for me:
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The moment you feel tipsy it’s time to ease down. You have a stomach full of booze that’s going to make you more drunk even if you stop immediately.
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If you think people are good, you’re probably right and if you think people are bad, you’re probably right.
People are good IMO.


Don’t commit more than one crime at a time
I live by this one too. It also makes me think of the Whren v. United States case
It’s not secret if two people know it.
I was asleep alone at home.
Also “two can keep a secret, if one is dead.”
Don’t write down your crimes
Hahaha exactly! So good.
Don’t write anything down you don’t want everyone to read.
Don’t livestream your crimes while in a group of people committing crimes.
My friend calls that - Don’t be stupid while you’re being stupid.