Two for me:
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The moment you feel tipsy it’s time to ease down. You have a stomach full of booze that’s going to make you more drunk even if you stop immediately.
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If you think people are good, you’re probably right and if you think people are bad, you’re probably right.
People are good IMO.


“Go to the bathroom when you don’t have to go so you don’t have to go when you have to go”
Or, er, use the bathroom when one is available so you don’t need one and there isn’t one there. I can now use the restroom on demand even if it’s not much just so I’m not desperate later and can find a better location.
I call that the preemptive strike :) Very fond of it as someone with a bladder the size of a five year old.