If that’s the most damning footage from my life they pull out, I’m not saying a goddam word and just take it.
I like to believe all the baby penguins dropped off the cliff in Mario 64 are the reason the penguins in the Madagascar movie have a military air about them.
They were the special ops team trained to take down the mustached maniac menace before getting captured enroute to the LZ.
my rimworld gameplay will be damning enough.
You get to penguin heaven and they’re all there waiting with pitchforks.
Disgaea players: oh no
The trial in Chrono Trigger…
I got found innocent, and they still threw me in prison
My ass is not getting in

Mario just pops out of the painting, you’re saying the baby penguins don’t?
Worth it, though.
Wasting a perfectly good penguin what you should be roasting it.
Luckily I did not grow up with mario 64 but instead committed crimes against humanity in the Sims 2





