Bagger 288 is there to safeguard all mankind.
civilisations rise and fall but Bagger 288 is eternal
Bagger 288 can never be defeated. Not even by time or entropy. That is not dead which can eternal lie.
Any person who gets in its way is soon to be de-meated
The logical evolution is Carpet Bagger.
It’s the economy, stupid!
Reminds me of this absolute banger: https://youtu.be/azEvfD4C6ow
I was reminded of this banger https://youtube.com/shorts/sCXxadiR2CQ (mud wizard)
“mud wizard” is his English name. In the original sindarin his name is „der Mönch von Lützerath“
*bagger
Bagger 288 is the only hope we have
Knew it without even opening. A certified classic.
That was beautiful =)
As a bonus if you watch this you don’t also really need to watch that new animals doing drugs special as this covers most of it.
They still exist and still play live. But site before 2015 only in wayback machine.
Germans don’t hate themselves, their government hates them.
Show me a country where this isn’t true.
Pretty sure Americans hate themselves
Somalia. There isn’t really a functional government to speak of, so if the people even acknowledged the UN-backed central government exists, that would be something.
It’s not continously true for Germans tho. When the green party makes it into the ruling coalition it always feels they care and a few good things happen for the benefit of most.
And then the next government takes those good things, which they have massively decried when they were the opposition, only to reimplement the exact same thing with a slightly modified name.
And I thought people would know that
greencolour is used for friendlies andredfor enemies 🙂↔️Oh wait… I chose AMD over Intel and nVidia 🤦
Oh I hate us alright
Noo, the Bagger 288 is designed to fight against godzillas and doom robots from the future!
Any incidental global destruction is mere completely unintended collateral damage.
They say Beelzebub himself fears the Bagger 288
That’s German engineering for you.
Guten Tag
Gulag Tag
Gulag immer Nacht
Look like Minecraft to me, perhaps the Germans really like the game
*meinkraft
Rofl
Minenbau
Minenbastelei
looks at an image
Wait this isn’t a picture of the AfD?
It eats from one side and shits to other (France) side. All is fine.
Spits out French wine.
Looks like Hambach, which is an absolutely humbling sight: https://maps.app.goo.gl/D5Qhp7CkHCgYebaA8
Holy hell, that hole could fit two Manhattans.
And iirc it’s something like 500m deep… absolutely awesome human achievement apart from the tiny little problems with it (it keeps eating up neighboring villages plus it produces brown coal which is the worst kind, environmentally speaking)
It really is a funny feeling, where it looks genuinely awesome (in the literal sense) but at the same time is also horrifically destructive
Exactly that!
Also destroyed one of germanys oldest forests
They will fill it up with water once they are done mining. It’ll take about 40 years to fill though, between ground water and extracting water from the Rhine river.
I mean weird way to state it but basically true.
Die eatingearthswchagenmachine
You think that’s bad look up lithium and nickel mining. Since you want electric cars so much.
You mean mining reusable lithium and nickel vs this single use coal?
No, this isn’t true, but it fits the British and US stereotyping (dating back to +/- 1946) quite well.
More about this here. So yes, they do that. And nobody does that unless they hate their country. Or at least their lungs and climate because lignite is a catastrophe for both.
