My heartbeat just goes up. It just triggers me so fucking much.

Even talking does’t trigger me that much, it’s something about that phone speaker’s weak crackling sound, I despise that. It’s like the REVERSE of asmr.

  • Nah, but your mom is a bot account

    /kidding

    No, its more like a “Y’all I’m not alone in having to deal with this shit right?”

    Sort of like a vent thing.

    But really the fuck is everying a “bot account” now?

    Seriously your “bot radar” is all wrong, go look at the front page with the top voted comics and its a brand new account with 20 posts in the past few hours and zero comments, probably look into those first before you starts throwing sus for no reasons, pal

    Edit: Pls don’t tell me you’re one of those that sees Chinese Characters being used in User Display Name and that’s why you start sussing. I had one of those conservative types before throwing sus.