Sine_Fine_Belli@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 3 天前Anon thinks about wheatsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square58fedilinkarrow-up1314arrow-down120file-text
arrow-up1294arrow-down1imageAnon thinks about wheatsh.itjust.worksSine_Fine_Belli@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 3 天前message-square58fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36arrow-down1·3 天前Wheat is just fancy grass. People learned how to process wheat before they learned how to wipe their asses with a communal sponge on a stick. Wheat calories are what unlocked the big brain thinking that first said, “Guys, let’s put just ONE sponge on a stick. And share it!”
minus-squareprotist@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 天前Rice is just fancy grass, too. So are oats, barley, and rye. All fancy grass
minus-squaremmmac@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 天前Bamboo is just world dominating grass tbh
minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 天前Exactly. Not crazy that ancient humans would see them and smash the seeds up and eat.
Wheat is just fancy grass. People learned how to process wheat before they learned how to wipe their asses with a communal sponge on a stick.
Wheat calories are what unlocked the big brain thinking that first said, “Guys, let’s put just ONE sponge on a stick. And share it!”
Rice is just fancy grass, too. So are oats, barley, and rye. All fancy grass
Corn is the fanciest grass
My bamboo fields disagree.
Bamboo is just world dominating grass tbh
Exactly. Not crazy that ancient humans would see them and smash the seeds up and eat.