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Or the Hidden Valley powder packet + a container of sour cream. Nothing pre-made.

Can we shop around? New Zealand seems nice? I’d let Jacinda Ardern colonize me?

Seriously, Joe, go out with some fireworks.

Sony boss asks customers to push back harder.

At the very least, it’s possible he could 1.) travel both paths, if they are relatively short OR 2.) travel part of the first path, then either cut across directly or loop back to travel part of the other path. Hell, they might even connect and form a big circle, if they’re headed in the same direction, so you could probably make a scenic loop? Worst case scenario, you go back another day.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

I hope this doesn’t affect my folders full of every Sega game rom ever.

How about the Kool Kids Klan?

What’s it like, Ron?

Sex for me usually involves closing 50 browser tabs right after.

Pro-tip: Wal-Mart’s BAGGED, frozen buttermilk biscuits (Great Value brand) are proper biscuits. They’re really good, especially if you put a little butter on top and bottom before baking. And after baking. And while eating.

Exactly, the guillotine is a durable/capital good. Yeah, you make more on one, but how many are you going to sell relative to torches and pitchforks?

You short-sighted investors are piling in on guillotines, meanwhile I’ve been snatching up shares in pitchfork and torch companies with strong fundamentals for pennies on the dollar.

Maybe become a sovereign citizen? YMMV.

Just admit it. You look pretty silly right about now.

I thought sports was about wealthy, unscrupulous white men fighting each other over the right to have the most-talented black men go to work in their fields.

Does he wear a hazmat suit or something similar?

He’s concerned for your dongle, as are we all. Get well soon.

Just in time for Johnson Jostling January.

He gets off on the chafing. The pain only makes him stronger, like the Hulk.