As a gentleman, I’d offer to hold the steering wheel so she has an easier time aiming her lance at oncoming traffic.
She’s in the passenger seat, you can see the car in the background is also right hand drive
Then I would definitely hold the steering wheel.
Oh, that makes it easier!
Let’s be honest: she’s probably not a very good driver. They didn’t even have cars back then, this must be a lot to process for her.
Take her to a knightclub
Hey Google, how do I award a comment Lemmy gold?
The image hoster (freakin’ Fandom) seems to be blocking cross-origin requests.
Reupload to catbox.moe:
BTC: Hfv5337hdd-64drtGTmib85CT
(This is a joke, that’s not a real Bitcoin wallet. DM me for the real one)
If it’s not a real address, why is it letting me send all of these bitcoins to it?
Noooooo!
Just admit it. You look pretty silly right about now.
Become the damsel in distress naturally (I’m a 6’2 bearded man)
Wouldn’t it be nice to be the little spoon once in a while?
Here, here!
Jetpacking!
I thought that was only when they fart… Or is that just another thing I shouldn’t have said out loud
Yes
The bachelor in distress then
I’m a 5’6 beardless man, we could make this a leaning Tower of Pisa
Help her save France from the English.
Or burn her for being a witch and falsely claiming knighthood, depending on your team.
Why not both?
Found the Burgundian
What makes you think I’m not already similarly equipped?
(Any good excuse to trot out this heavy bastard, which I don’t have occasion to do often enough anymore. It could really use a polish. There’s a project for the weekend…)
What’s the best way to polish that?
Give it to your squire.
Take it to Poland?
I usually attack it with a terrycloth and some Flitz. A little will go a surprisingly long way.
There are various methods of oiling, waxing, or otherwise preserving it afterwards. I prefer boiled linseed oil for that, personally.
In Ye Modern Times, you could also just make your mail out of something that doesn’t rust. I didn’t, though.
Angle grinder and a buffing pad with a heavy dose of Sex Wax
Hahaha! “Buffing pad”.
“Heavy dose,” indeed. ;)
Toothbrush and time
Basic Training PTSD coming back – but on a Canadian base with some Brasso and so.many.doors.
Clothes dryer and a bucket of sand would probably work.
Plus you can sell the self-dismantled dryer for parts after.
Nice mail!
Thanks.
I have a set of matching super historically authentic pants in the same pattern and material (with suspenders!) as well. I might even still fit in them, but I haven’t tried in a while.
Love it 😀
I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
GET IN LOSER. WE’RE GOING DUNGEON DIVING
WE CAN’T STOP HERE THIS IS DRAGON COUNTRY
lighting bolt lighting bolt lighting bolt
You. I like you.
Demand a shrubbery.
I’m here, I’m here.
Demand… another shrubbery!
I’m le here, ze second totally diffe-rent shrubbery, unassociated with that other one, zhat is why I have a poor accent!
Ni!
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“I’m glad you brought protection”
what i’m told
Not another one knight stand!
Take her to paladinner and a movie?
(Sorry.)
beg her to marry me
I hear women love being begged for things
It greaves me to say it, but I’d pull her into a warm vambrace and try to tap that cuirass.
I love this.
Now get out.
Laugh at everyone who mocked me for carrying a SAK around.
Except that’s the bottle opener…
Someone else who doesn’t know which one is the can opener. So?
CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!
Sauce: Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)
I’m a locksmith and I’m a locksmith.
Locksmith lawyering intensifies
