Ah, the Hopoate

I mean, if it WAS a speaker?

The Only Thing They Fear Is You.

CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!

You forgot to roll for initiative!

While having someone scream random numbers at them as they count. Fuck em!

Shit Parking.

If you’re driving a 2 ton metal box and can’t have the spatial awareness to fit it into a large rectangle, you shouldn’t be on the road.

As someone who sells robot vacuums for a living, I’d take two!

“Hey, alien planet we’ve never been on before. Let’s take our helmets off.”

“Hey our map guy got LOST inside an underground tunnel and tried to pet an alien snake and now he’s infected.”

“This medical machine is configured for men. Caesarian mode is on the left.”

I call the movie Fuckwits In Space for these and many more reasons.

Oh shit, that takes me back.

Yeah, those lot have been shit for decades.

An Audi TT.

FUCK Audi. Never again. Nothing but problems with that heap of shit, and repairs cost more than I paid for the car.

I read this as ‘all at once’, and envisioned a Cronenberg-esque monstrosity. Get Ronald Emmerich on the line, I have an idea for Moonfall 2…

She’s got a point

Exterminatus

I will never forgive the Apple rep who came into our retail store and loaded up the store Homepod with A PLAYLIST OF SIXTY THREE DIFFERENT FUCKING RENDITIONS OF THAT CUNTING SONG and then locked it out so we couldn’t change it back to normal human music. Said it was his favourite song.

I made a complaint and never saw him again. I’ve never seen an entire store’s staff hate life more.

iRacing in the streets, Mario Kart in the sheets

Hell yes it does. Great games.

Freshly reset S20 FE here so this will be fun…

Women are more than happy with their age in their life that is the same for the children who are not married.

K…

NOBODY likes Old Mila Kunis.

I’m pretty sure this is how the junkies in my town reproduce.

How’s that even relevant?