Easy to diagnose, but hard to study.

U r allways

I just had a stroke.

Oh, it’s a game meme. I thought this explained people voting for the stein operative.

there was no year 0

Just because no one said it was there, doesn’t mean it wasn’t.

It’s like vaccines and autism and other things RFK doesnt believe in. They still exist!

…and in the '80s they taught us

• '80s is an abbreviation
• 80’s is a failure and they kept failures back a year to learn it again

Good times.

Oh Jesus. I forgot about that.

I choose that one too for “almost ruptured a spleen” laughing.

What are you most basic principles for life?

Spell check

• wireguard
• rsync
• zfs

Please tell me it can spell better than grammarly. That website REALLY shows its roots.

“AFK, Bio

This is all you needed to type. Kids are too lazy to type the rest.

I’ve never heard it in a business environment. Even as a IT engineer.

My friend manages a team of engineers and TAMs for massive companies that do stuff like make airplanes and manage phone networks and you know the names. They specifically produce a toolsuite and rent out pro-serv nerds to go to mammoth DCs and show people where they fucked up their cabling and double the throughput. Like, SO nerdy.

‘bio break’ is used a few times a day.

Bio break.

My friend uses that all the time.

It means a pee break, a tea break, sometimes a ‘walk rover’ break. When meetings cross that 44-min mark, it’s break time.

When did ‘ask’ become a noun?

The question is more ‘where’. Be sure to tease whomever about the car lot they obviously worked at.

“Good catch!”

We ‘nice catch’ each other all day. We celebrate when people find dumb shit, especially when it’s our dumb shit. We positively reinforce that natural code review and checking one another in the name of safety.

But I work with a bunch of pros on some private-possum shit, and that’s culture they’ve preserved from before the 2005 dark ages began. If you don’t know what positive reinforcement sounds like, I get it. Learning’s fun.

Just the recent used-car lot trash

• the ask
• the spend
• action this
• effort the task

… fighting for hate space with the recent shit jargon

• literally
• cap
• based

… and people who can’t write English

• the above list
• the below list
• setup vs set up
• shutdown vs shut down
• start up vs startup
• pluralizing support, e-mail, deer, effort, and other ‘non-countable’ style nouns with an S. I was raised rural and I still know the error there.

… and a special fuck you to people who join words together where normally they need a space

• opensource
• incase
• aswell

… because that last part is just cheap indolence.

We are the 72%. They’re the weird ones.

If they don’t count FBMsgr for family/portalTV chat, then I’m under an hour as well.

This made no sense; even if we overlook the objectification of people.

They can’t really say no to a free app

“No enterprise support” is actually scary for them. I did security, 'way back, but in Unix, and maybe that’s why we were more cool with OSS back then. Windows people love the black-box binaries and fear a lack of pricy support.

Absolutely true. We mimicked bad design out there for compatibility, but then it became comfy and now cannot be changed.

Having said that, the ribbon must die. Let’s not hold MSOffice (post-97) up as the ideal for anything at all, okay?