Soo… Does that mean you’re gonna give birth by coughing or vomiting up the baby?

You can pry em dashes out of my cold, dead hands.

Well, maybe his assholeness makes up for the other two parts of the criteria.

What’s concerning is that I was completely unsure of if this was about current or historic events until I got to the bottom text.

you can say bad words here

Neurotypical people are just as capable of being evil dicks as all the people who are lumped together as having the ‘evil demon bad person disorder’. Selfish people aren’t narcissists. Cruel people aren’t psyhopaths.

Children should be treated as human beings and deserve autonomy.

“I don’t like how it looks”, “it scares me” or “it’s annoying” aren’t a good enough reasons to kill an animal. No, not even that one.

I don’t want liars to judge me…

Didn’t know we all had some communally owned country.

I want my money back!

coming soon: Americans are fucking drowning in debt

neofeudalism here we come!

What do you mean “enter”? The entire country is built upon genocide and slavery.

Maybe if we started treating people as human beings regardless of age? Or is that too radical?

“Why aren’t the kids going outside anymore?” “Why are there kids outside?!”

Let teens exist in public spaces for fuck’s sake.

You pay to use the library or what??

1. in an urban environment, predators are usually more scarce than in rural environments, and the ones that do live in urban areas won’t touch any prey animal if there’s a human nearby.

2. there are people putting them in safe places, that may include safe from predators too.

3. A lot of predators are nocturnal (foxes, owls)

How’d it go?

“Why do you shit with the door closed? What are you doing there, drugs?”

Some people will make up just about any explanation for weird weather other than climate change or just plain old “huh that’s odd”.

Potatoes are good. Cut up potatoes (peeled or not, I like unpeeled because less work and more nutrients that way), season with olive oil (rapeseed oil will also work probably) and thyme (or other herbs of your choice), cook in a 225℃ oven for 20-25 minutes. (I recommend setting a timer for 20 minutes, then checking if they are done yet and setting a timer for 5 more minutes if not to prevent burnt potatoes.)