• ShinkanTrain@lemmy.mlEnglish
    2·
    2 months ago

    But they know the ape loves them.

    Try having the courage of a rabbit protecting its bunnies from a snake by beating the shit out of it

      • JustAnotherKay@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1·
        2 months ago

        Humans have a pretty deadly bite. All the nonsense in our mouth is quite infectious when it gets to non-mouth bits.

        I think I can kick harder than a rabbit too

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldEnglish
    0·
    2 months ago

    you know what animals have courage? medium sized birds. they can get their shit absolutely rocked by larger birds. or smaller birds if they gang up. but those medium birds, the ones with talons and shit, they just sit there and yell at you. daring you to throw a rock. because once you’re distracted throwing a rock, one of their buddies is gonna steal your sandwich. the bastard. that’s courage.