The collapse of the Soviet Union
The unification of the Italian peninsula by Rome. Because fuck the Roman Empire and fuck imperialism. (Also most of what you think you hate about Christianity is stuff the early Christians inherited from Roman culture).
Columbus’ return to Spain.
His failure to return discourages further attempts for a while; and when contact is eventually made, it isn’t Spain in the immediate aftermath of the Reconquista looking to continue its momentum.
Meanwhile, the New World is made aware of Europe and perhaps acquires some resistance to Old World diseases before any larger confrontations.
Interesting point! So basically, if Columbus hadn’t returned successfully, Spain’s push into the New World might’ve slowed down, giving the indigenous peoples more time to get used to European contact and maybe even build some resistance to diseases before major conflicts happened.
That, and Spain (or whoever else) wouldn’t be coming in fresh off the surrender of Granada, with the attitude that all non-Christian states must be conquered as a matter of principle.
That damn snake that thinks he can defeat God.
The Yankees winning their revolutionary war.
Too damn many to just pick one single thing. So I’d go safe and erase our beginning itself. That should do it.
Yeah, deleting the beginning seems like the safest move it should clear things up
The start.
Pretty obvious.In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Yeah, that opening really didn’t win any popularity contests maybe should’ve skipped it.
Yeah, the beginning pretty much set everything in motion hard to miss.
Yeah, it’s clear right from the start nothing more to it.





