“if the sum of your possessions exceeds 100 M dollars/euros/whatever, your shall lose your civil rights, including the right to have your -shady- death investigated.”
You’re welcome. Invest in schools and hospitals. You have one week.
People talk about Hitler, Stalin, Mao, and Pol Pot like they are monsters, but the truth is, they were just regular humans, they had feelings, mothers, ambitions, anxieties. They were just normal men. To call them monsters ignores the full range of human capabilities.
Now if if you want a truly monstrous dictator, and not one of these posers, vote for me.
Great. Please refer to me as the god emperor omnissiah from now on. It’ll be fine. Trust.
What about Omni-chan?
i unironically feel like I would be a better leader than who’s currently in charge. hell, a literal naked molerat would probably do a better job






