• matelt@feddit.uk
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    14 hours ago

    To be fair, high-tech toilets like in Japan are absolutely life-enhancing. IYKYK. But they don’t involve AI thank goodness!

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      They have so much tech that there’s barely enough room for the hole in the seat to poop through. They’re nice but I wouldn’t get one if I have to sit in an odd way to make to make sure nothing spills out.

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          9 hours ago

          I know about their heated seats, motion activated lids that lift when you walk in, and built in temperature and mechanically adjustable bidets. I’m just too big for something like that. The toilets are sometimes in their own tiny narrow closets in apartments. Feels like I’m trying to take a shit in a coffin. If it fits your size then congrats, it’s a wonderful experience.