The world’s largest particle accelerator now has an important new mission: heating thousands of homes. The Large Hadron Collider at CERN has begun to funnel the waste heat from its cooling system to a new residential and commercial area in the nearby French town of Ferney-Voltaire, with the new linkup expected to be able to heat several thousand homes at once.
The headline makes it sound like this is unintentional.
Yeah like “the use of combustion engines will heat millions of French homes in the next ten years.”
It must be some sort of base pessimism thing. My automatic assumption was that it was benevolent and intentional.
It might be about general knowledge of how colliders work, the sentence structure does it no favours, but half way through I realised it had to be intentional/beneficial due to knowing the only possible way a collider generates heat as a byproduct.
Where as someone that doesn’t know much about colliders might read that sentence and assume it’s like radiative heat or something.
It was just comical to imagine the collider would heat up the residents directly like an enormous microwave oven. In the usual wording, households are warmed, and indirectly the residents.
Same.
They say if you stand in the middle of the LHC, you’ll be warm for the rest of your life…
Amidala: Because they’ll gain super powers right? Right?
Anakin: smiles
Maybe someone like should check if this is true. Anatoli Bugorski I am looking at you.
I know this is probably a mundane engineering thing, but it sounds like a ramp up to a Black Mirror episode. We just need some kind of social commentary. Maybe the waste energy secretly contain MacGuff-ons, a known chrono-hazard. Only the poorest people will use it, for lack of alternative?
You might want to play Psycho Patrol R.
Wait until the people find out that the waste heat is contained in liquid hydrogen at 3 kelvin.
Pretty sure they use celcius in France bruh
the waste heat comes from cryogenics system that keeps all of this helium at below 3K. turns out you need to spend a lot of energy to cool down things to temperatures this low
Yes, well Mr. Smartypants, did you consider that maybe Mr. Freeze and his family were living in Ferney-Voltaire instead of your ‘technically correct’ explanation?!
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Real “But I don’t want to cure cancer” pterodactyl to Spider-Man moment
I’ve been playing Steins;Gate while snowed in and now super apprehensive about anything CERN related lol
Who let the worlds largest particle accelerator steal excess heat from the LHC??
