This is what I came here for.

I made sure to save that gif.

Disregard this advice. Delete the gym, hit the lawyer and Facebook up.

English women: heavy breathing

Weird

TIA: Transient Ischemic Attack

I heard that in the tune of “Turn down for what.”

I don’t know, man. I saw a Facebook poll saying ad populum isn’t a thing.

They’re less likely to have shit on them, too.

Off topic, but are you related to Miss Cellaneous?

I vote this comment most internet of the day.

Is that you, Ken M?

Speak for yourself

Zuckerberg charges Zuckerberg with crime. Jury shrugs, offers death penalty.

The weirdest thing is that it wouldn’t be the first time a party has sued itself.

He was lookin’ for a shake to steal

The big tiddy goth we deserve, but not the one we need right now.

Hmm. Interesting counterpoint. Let me go run it by ChatGPT real quick to see if it’s correct.

I thought that, too, but then I asked ChatGPT. It says it’s not a glorified autocomplete, and that I definitely should continue to have conversations with it.