It seems kind of unlikely. It could be part of an array of solutions. Right now it captures something like 0.1%. That means it would take 1000 times the current infrastructure to support it, including carbon-neutral energy to cover the additional energy costs. All that is assuming 100% carbon capture is even viable. Even then, that doesn’t solve the problem of the carbon that’s already in the environment, which will continue to warm the earth for centuries.

There’s an interesting emergency option: Stratospheric aerosol injection.

If we got to the point where the runaway effect was unavoidable, it might be possible to use this before civilization starts to collapse. It would probably have a lot of nasty side effects, but it might be able to buy enough time for CO2 levels to come back down. At least civilization could survive in some form.

What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

Stop Right There, Criminal Scum!

Did you see the match last night?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah

God! Did we?

Wow! What a match!

Yeah.

All of the players running up the pitch… Players running. …and running down it again. Such athleticism!

What was Rooney thinking of, though?

Oh! Who knows?

That’s Rooney!

He is a foolish boy.

Yeah, but that referee… I’m sorry, the referee is just an idiot.

Yes. He was certainly the villain of the piece.

You should keep track of who gets what info, keeping it separate by stylist, and frequently end your stories in cliffhangers. Once they start piecing it together and solve for the gaps with the juiciest info, start a Patreon with all the best bits filled in slowly over time. When the hype dies down, throw a curveball.

Secretly plan a vacation divided between Qatar and Turkey. Include the most attractive friend that they don’t know. When you get back, let some of the torn off baggage tags “accidentally” fall out of your pocket. When pressed, insist it was just a vacation, that you forgot to tell them about despite the fact you usually tell them.

When they ask for pictures, only show the really mundane stuff like government buildings, hotels, casual restaurants, etc. Have the friend in most of the pictures, but try to keep distance between you. Include whatever random third person you can, different each time, making it look like they’re way more familiar with the friend than you, despite the fact that the friend is in almost all of the vacation pictures.

Do you have kids?

Yeah, two cashmeres. Do a lot of your clients raise goats?

When did you meet the right woman?

Hmmm, it’s hard to decide who’s the most right woman. I ran into Ann Coulter once. Does that count?

Thanks the thoughtful and informative response. Now all we have to do to is figure out “why or how the fuck is this?” so that we may learn from the errors of our predecessors.

This is the kind of Looney Tunes content I come here for. 10/10

Oh, that’s the perfect ending!

“Hello”

“Good, and you?”

“Not much.”

“Welp, see ya later!”

Seconded.

And if they’re not available for this model/brand, switch to another if possible. There are a lot of headphones with replaceable pads, many of them very affordable.

I have never been more afraid to ask for explication.

You can shove pork into buns, but that don’t make them hotdogs.

Gotta get the kids started on Orwell early.

Oops. Good catch. Should have said megameters. Now the whole planet is scorched. My bad.

Your house after your package arrives on time, traveling at over 100 gigameters per second

Also, the coffee isn’t free, but you can’t buy it either. You get charged per sip, and there’s a base subscription fee for access. If someone else takes interest in it, the price doubles.

Gas, grass or ass. No one stays for free.

“Mexuscan, yes us can!”

Kill All Others

S1, Ep10

Philip K. Dick’s Electric Dreams.