They still bring it up at holidays, though.
The twist is this happened in your 20s when you visited for a holiday, and met some old high school buddies at the local dive and you were just going to have two beers
I have absolutely done this
Is that you, Dad?
“proud of you buddy, you showed that toilet what you’re made of!”
It wasn’t in the toilet
Oh no not the bed sheets
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I can’t really add much to this, but thanks sincerely for the PSA. I hope things got a lot better for you.
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Whoa, you beat all kinds off odds there. Congratulations, and thanks for making the world a better place.
Sounds like you’re the one who “brought it up.”
For a moment I thought that was Christopher Walken.
Wait that isn’t him?
I think that’s the joke.
Shit he looks rough. I’m not ready to let go of him
He looks good for 80.
Me neither. I dread the day when his idiomatic speech pattern is no longer common knowledge.
Really? My mom always says I’m a handsome young man, like Robert Pattinson.
I thought it was Jordan Peterson for a moment
Nah if it was him he’d be on his normal valium bender shouting nonsense about genitals.
fuck jordan peterson!
Yeah, but you were 23.
Learn to handle your drink FFS.
The drink being a handle was the problem.









