Are we talking Spaceballs or Total Recall?

The wrong way

Welp, it’s probably about time for my PC to break its RAM again.

They can barely make the other device turn on reliably, let alone have enough planets aligned to let the other device access the internet.

Depends how full it is, how interesting is it (note this is not the same as full), how fast you can travel, and how fun movement is.

There’s a lot of elements to open world and a lot of devs get the balance very wrong. You end up playing in a map rather than the world.

Have you seen daytime TV? It’s a sea of ads for shite you’d never want, and if you have no money for the shite, there’s ads for loans as well.

Not any more.

I’m unconvinced anyone will really legislate this, and if it is, it’ll just lead to that country being scratched off the list of where the game is officially supported.

Realistically, we need to stop buying online only games where the servers will eventually go offline, and support those that release open servers.

They were definitely laughing in the shop when they picked that out.

It doesn’t need to. It’s already unaffordable.

RT has been a plague. The cope going from “4K native 144Hz only bro, potato consoles just can’t keep up” to “just use DLSS to bullshit as many pixels as possible” has been unreal.

It’s apparently just a choking hazard rather than toxic.

You don’t get to be worth 5 trillion dollars by giving out discounts…

Why hello fellow forty-something.

Come on everybody, we need to make a…

Platform game

Doom clone

Command and Conquer clone

MMO

Open world game

MOBA

PUBG clone

Extraction Shooter

Coming soon: Fortnite Extractimum. Eleventy billion players in two days.

In fairness, I have never played any other game like Death Stranding.

The landlord special, which I’m sure they learned from that episode of Mr Bean.

One man’s quest to own all the leather jackets on Earth.

No, but nobody is out there making JD Vance their entire personality.

If you are not autistic and have an autistic child, you’re probably looking for answers. I can understand that.

So go get checked for autism yourself.