No, they said it would run PC games.

Whether that means Steam remains to be seen.

Well for a start that’s the PS5 Pro and absolutely nobody is buying that.

That would be like me saying you can’t make a gaming PC without a 5090.

The PS2 launched at £299. Got reduced to £199 the week the Xbox came out (and stuck the nails in the coffin just as it was being born) and finished somewhere around £79.

If only there was a way to know you were in the good old days before you left them.

“I worked on the team that implemented Vulkan support for Unreal Engine 5, and have created over 200 shaders for AAA retail games.”

“Sir, this is a Wendy’s”

Could also be the owner that never washes his hands.

Feels like something systemd can solve with a compile time flag. Either have it on or off depending on if you want to legally sell it in those areas or not and away you go.

Nah, it just needs a team of Indian guys to step in whenever the collision alarms go off.

Wow, that doesn’t sound like a pyramid scheme at all. At all.

It was just a regular walking sim. Didn’t really do a lot that other walking sims didn’t.

If your game doesn’t feature shooting, platforming or sportsball, then you’re already off the mainstream slop, and you’re going to have to accept that you’re going to make less money by targeting niche audiences.

FWIW, I liked it. But I can see why a lot of people wouldn’t be interested. You’re dealing with a world where people’s “game collections” are just 6 yearly iterations of CoD and FIFA.

I’m still on a 1060. At 1440p no less.

It wasn’t even main friendly back when I quit.

Which would come as a surprise to hundreds of dead Iranian schoolgirls.

Turns out the military under Trump is more a “fuck that town in particular” affair.

Yeah, there’s quite a lot of that.

It’s basically an unholy hybrid of Metal Gear Solid, Euro Truck Simulator and QWOP.

It’s standard Kojima fare. Bonkers story, badly written women, and sad music. It’s really Reedus, Mads and Troy holding the games together.

Honestly didn’t like it as much as the first one.

Better combat but worse story and an over-reliance on vehicles.

Sure looks nice though.

Sure, I love it when a 50KB app takes 50MB because some cunt designer only knows HTML.

Cowboys and Aliens is far more entertaining than it has any right to be.

Street Fighter has survived to become a cult classic.

A trillion dollars to reinvent cheat codes.

What a world.

Worse, advertiser’s can’t read them!

Wankr.

Demolition Man becoming increasingly prescient.