I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like “I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory” or “I’m as tall as a tree thats my height”.
I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like “I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory” or “I’m as tall as a tree thats my height”.
I was talking to my best friend who has a girlfriend that has a gun h9bby about Valentines day.
I told him to buy her a model Tommy gun for vday.
I told her in person he refused my advice.
Her response: “that’s fucked up” 😐