transcription: just saw a straight woman CONFIDENTLY say lesbian marriage isnt a real marriage its just “two best friends who get each other off” and like bestie, idk what has gone wrong in your life but thats exactly what marriage is supposed to be, regardless of the genders involved. as opposed to real marriage, where you have two people who dislike each other and dont get each other off.

  • Hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    39·
    10 hours ago

    Marriage is really about tax filing and its propaganda from the sex and chocolate industries to say otherwise.

    I love my wife very much that’s why I want to do intimate things together like fill out form 1040 while cuddling.

    • Dave@lemmy.nzEnglish
      2·
      4 hours ago

      I got married and it doesn’t come with any tax benefits 😭

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      276·
      9 hours ago

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