TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 17 hours agorule of society 😔lemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up1209arrow-down118
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minus-squarerumschlumpel@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·16 hours agoDoes this imply that people in suits are getting butt implants, or that they’re getting fat?
minus-squareGandalftheBlack@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 hours agoNo, they’ve just not been to the toilet the entire time and it had to go somewhere
minus-squarepulsewidth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·15 hours agoNo, it’s implying a migration of phone technology. First it was all in one large handset, now it’s mostly stored in the butt.
minus-squarebob_lemon@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·12 hours agoMakes sense, it’s where the vibration is most effective
minus-squaretiramichu@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·16 hours agoIt’s the microwave radiation from phones that makes your butt fat, obviously!
minus-squareWIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-212 hours agoNah. All the battery power needs to be stored somewhere since new phones are smaller and don’t have space for it. The ass is the ideal place for storign it
minus-squareVoroxpete@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·12 hours agoHey wait a minute… That implies really bad things if their ass is swelling up like that. That badonky gonna baboomy.
minus-squareWIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·12 hours agoIt’s not swelling up. They just keep putting more battery cells inside.
minus-squareVoroxpete@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·12 hours agoThank you microwave radiations from phones. The hero we needed in our darkest hour!
Does this imply that people in suits are getting butt implants, or that they’re getting fat?
No, they’ve just not been to the toilet the entire time and it had to go somewhere
No, it’s implying a migration of phone technology. First it was all in one large handset, now it’s mostly stored in the butt.
Makes sense, it’s where the vibration is most effective
It’s the microwave radiation from phones that makes your butt fat, obviously!
Nah. All the battery power needs to be stored somewhere since new phones are smaller and don’t have space for it. The ass is the ideal place for storign it
Hey wait a minute… That implies really bad things if their ass is swelling up like that.
That badonky gonna baboomy.
It’s not swelling up. They just keep putting more battery cells inside.
Thank you microwave radiations from phones. The hero we needed in our darkest hour!
yes