• hector@lemmy.today
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    4 days ago

    Your insurance scratches is out of date. We have to retract your services here.

    • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works
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      3 days ago

      That is not how this works, you dumb Manx. You just need a prior authorization. Press 1 to request prior authorization, press 2 to kill yourself and everyone around you, press 3 to vote this entire thing into obsolescence…