“OK 5 comments, going in… If cat scan is not in that first 5 I’ll be very disappointed”
goes in
cat scan there
I am very appointed
The hospital blueprints had a typo so this is what they got instead of a cath lab.
Perhaps they wanted to do a CAT scan
*Brings in cat
*Makes biscuits
Checking the results of your cat scan
“I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems.”
“Well, Mr. Smith… you might wanna sit down…”
I’m very sorry to tell you: I have not been fed today.
Also, I would like to go out the door for 8 seconds then come back in. That’s my professional opinion.
Mr Smith sits: “Ok doc, what is it?”
Cat Doc jumps in lap: “What’s what now?”
probably more patient than my doctor 😂
Medical cat is checking your insurance sratus.
Your insurance scratches is out of date. We have to retract your services here.
That is not how this works, you dumb Manx. You just need a prior authorization. Press 1 to request prior authorization, press 2 to kill yourself and everyone around you, press 3 to vote this entire thing into obsolescence…
“More treats, stat!”
If that fucking cat can wrangle Epic…
“It’s lupus. We’re going to have to perform a woofendectomy.”
I can tell it’s a recent photo because it’s in a healthcare center and the computer’s running Windows Vista. They’ll get the upgrade to Windows 7 in a few years.
