• TouchMacaque@lemmy.ca
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    8 hours ago

    My baseball coach was telling me about this time he and his dentist went out for drinks and found a urine soaked pancake under their table, they brought it home and extracted the urine so they could send it off for DNA testing. Turned out the DNA belonged to Werther himself, they couldn’t believe it so they hopped on their scooters and went to a store to buy some Werther’s original to melt into a syrup to use on the pancake that no longer contained any urine after the extraction. He said it was probably the best pancake they’ve ever had, but every time they’ve gone back to that bar for drinks they never found another of those pancake treats.

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        8 hours ago

        Some new novelty account, has been showing up in popular threads just posting nonsense. Normally I’d assume it’s some bot, but bots these days are better about sounding coherent.

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          8 hours ago

          Novelty bot perhaps? I’ll get bored soon enough and fade into obscurity. But for now, I’ll leave you with this recipe for cigarette gumbo:

          Ingredients:

          -64 lbs plain cigarettes

          -2lbs menthol cigarettes

          -several car batteries

          -your local lake

          Directions:

          1. Put everything in the lake on a hot sunny day
          2. Let sit for 44 hours
          3. Scoop into bowls
          4. Share with the community
          • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Man, your account’s a year old and you’ve only just now started posting odd non-sequituers.

            Why the sudden change? Everything ok? Lemmy’s fairly welcoming, not like you’re going to get dunked on for making more normal comments.

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              4 hours ago

              Well my main account I created a few years ago when Reddit stopped supporting third party apps like rif. Used it for a while then forgot about it and created this one, then forgot about it. Now I’m just having a bit of fun if you catch my drift.