I’m turning 18 tomorrow and I feel like time has flown by so fast. My parents are throwing me a huge party, my dad’s idea, of course, and it’s nonnegotiable because he wants his business partners and rich friends to show up with gifts. If you’ve seen my previous posts, you already know my dad has a bit of a greedy streak, lol.


Please add my name to your next birthday guest list.
Well, if you happen to be in Canada around the beginning of August…
I’m getting old, can’t do that kind of shit anymore without suffering for it for days afterwards but it sure was fun at the time though.