If you’re finding out about things like that on your wedding night… well, that’s a choice.
Ideally, before you commit to spending the rest of your life with someone, you want to make sure you’re compatible. That includes sex. If the two people want different things and can’t fulfil each others’ desires or needs - sex or otherwise - that’s going to be a problem.
So none of that on your wedding night should be a surprise.
and frankly, speaking as someone who got married… we were really too tired to do anything anyway. We did for the sake of having done it, but it wasn’t a huge sexy thing. We had a bit of fun and took a damn nap. heh. (But we also weren’t very rich, so we’d done decorations and ‘catered’ our wedding, so we were both tired anyway, but it was still a nice day)
Did you marry an evil sea witch/octopus who stole the voice of the king’s daughter and disguised herself as a human woman in order to prevent the prince from kissing the king’s daughter before sundown?
If you’re finding out about things like that on your wedding night… well, that’s a choice.
Ideally, before you commit to spending the rest of your life with someone, you want to make sure you’re compatible. That includes sex. If the two people want different things and can’t fulfil each others’ desires or needs - sex or otherwise - that’s going to be a problem.
So none of that on your wedding night should be a surprise.
and frankly, speaking as someone who got married… we were really too tired to do anything anyway. We did for the sake of having done it, but it wasn’t a huge sexy thing. We had a bit of fun and took a damn nap. heh. (But we also weren’t very rich, so we’d done decorations and ‘catered’ our wedding, so we were both tired anyway, but it was still a nice day)
pffft, he fucking KNEW!
The slime trails? The smell? The flock of seagulls following behind wherever you take her?
He knew and he was down for it.
Hey, your life soundtrack is whatever you want it to be.
We talked about this in my 12th grade theory of knowledge class. I think we all settled on calling it “try before you buy”
Did you marry an evil sea witch/octopus who stole the voice of the king’s daughter and disguised herself as a human woman in order to prevent the prince from kissing the king’s daughter before sundown?