The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to aww@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2年前It's just not fair!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square92fedilinkarrow-up11.08Karrow-down114
arrow-up11.07Karrow-down1imageIt's just not fair!lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to aww@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2年前message-square92fedilink
minus-squareniktemadur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2年前They won’t just kill you. They fuckin’ EAT you.
minus-squareEverythingispenguins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2年前Seriously, polar bears are one of the few animals in the world that see humans as prey and a legitimate food source. There are many animals that can kill you, very very few that will eat you.
minus-squarefinkrat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2年前Humanity: having an obesity epidemic Polar Bears: “increased fat stores?? D E L I C I O U S”
minus-squareEverythingispenguins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down7·2年前Well you average American does have more blubber than an arctic seal. I can see a really interesting plan here we can save the polar bears and reduce the pressure humans are putting on the planet. Win Win
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2年前We’re preparing for the Resource Wars
minus-squareAnticorp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2年前House cats will eat you if you die alone in a house with them.
minus-squareEverythingispenguins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2年前That is why I always make sure they have extra food. Honestly though they will lick your face right off. I wouldn’t suggest looking up pictures of this.
They won’t just kill you. They fuckin’ EAT you.
Seriously, polar bears are one of the few animals in the world that see humans as prey and a legitimate food source.
There are many animals that can kill you, very very few that will eat you.
Humanity: having an obesity epidemic
Polar Bears: “increased fat stores?? D E L I C I O U S”
Well you average American does have more blubber than an arctic seal.
I can see a really interesting plan here we can save the polar bears and reduce the pressure humans are putting on the planet. Win Win
We’re preparing for the Resource Wars
House cats will eat you if you die alone in a house with them.
That is why I always make sure they have extra food.
Honestly though they will lick your face right off. I wouldn’t suggest looking up pictures of this.