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minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·18 hours agoImagine being dragged, kicking and screaming, into Mormon heaven.
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up14·18 hours agoI don’t have to imagine, I dated a mormon girl once lol
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5·18 hours agolol actually it was the most vanilla experience possible
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-210 hours agoEveryone is so kinky that vanilla is itself a kink.
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 hours agoBut, is it kinkier if I take my socks off, or leave them on?
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 hours agoThat depends. Are they business socks, and is it business time?
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·17 hours agolol…i’m just glad i hadn’t yet heard of their practice called soaking back then
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-213 hours agothat was a fun urban legend to will into reality. those zoobies will not do anything
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·12 hours agoi think one of the defining characteristics of their magic underwear is that it doesn’t fit
Imagine being dragged, kicking and screaming, into Mormon heaven.
I don’t have to imagine, I dated a mormon girl once lol
Kinky
lol actually it was the most vanilla experience possible
Everyone is so kinky that vanilla is itself a kink.
But, is it kinkier if I take my socks off, or leave them on?
That depends. Are they business socks, and is it business time?
sadly, lazy socks and lazy time
lol…i’m just glad i hadn’t yet heard of their practice called soaking back then
that was a fun urban legend to will into reality. those zoobies will not do anything
if the magic underwear fits…
i think one of the defining characteristics of their magic underwear is that it doesn’t fit