“Zelda, I assure you this is vital to preventing Ganondorf from destroying Hyrule” Link dresses in an intracate revealing blue outfit with lots of jewelry for a +2 bonus to some stat and for no other reason

  • Cevilia (they/she/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
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    2 days ago

    Get yourself a padded bra. That’s what us less-endowed women do. If you have the money, go to a department store and ask for a bra fitting, they’ll figure out your band and cup size and - if you bring it up - they can talk about “enhancements” (code for “make boob look bigger”). It’s not about looking like you have tits, it’s about filling out the dress so it looks righter. If that makes sense.

    They probably won’t care, a sale is a sale. But if they do, just laugh it off and say you lost a bet.

    PS: You look amazing in that dress.