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- cross-posted to:
- 196@lemmy.world
“Zelda, I assure you this is vital to preventing Ganondorf from destroying Hyrule” Link dresses in an intracate revealing blue outfit with lots of jewelry for a +2 bonus to some stat and for no other reason
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I mean… Yeah… It’d work on me.
I’d be destroying something ifyouknowwhatimsaying
Zelda isn’t complaining.
Nobody come in my room! I’m just playing Zelda.
This guy skyward swords
He’s got a perfect phantom hourglass figure
It’s a real hero to grapple with four swords.I want him to play my Ocarina this time.
Now I’m thinking about the scene in Silicon Valley where they’re trying to figure out how to jerk off four dicks at once
This pun’s a thinker, but I think I get it
Instead of fixing their algorithm. I remember that one. It reminds me of any time me and my group tries solving a problem in D&D.
lol that’s an apt comparison
Img sauce plz 😈
Img sauce plz 😈
god I wish I could find a dress like that, how does it fit him so perfectly
Twink magic, and before you ask no you can’t extract it by grinding up twinks I’ve already tried.
I’m a twink how do I get the magic
Yes, go to a thrift store right now and grab the hottest dress you can find and try it on. I promise you it’s within one size of fitting you.
Edit: don’t forget to send pics lol
yeah it’s within one size of fitting me but that’s not fittttttinngggg. It’s baggy in the chest because it’s made for someone with boobs and I would classify as an A cup at best.
the other commentor is right, I know the answer is tailoring, but idk how to do any of that and I much rather wish the fashion industry would start catering to femboys.
The rest of the magic is finding a good tailor. You look stunning in that dress btw.
Thanks for the kind words. I wish I could afford a tailor, but I think I’m stuck praying for a sugar daddy to find me entertaining for something like that. It’d probably be easier to learn it myself, although tbh I don’t exactly have enough money for that either lol.
It’s not my fault you’re a hotty. Just make sure them Daddy’s pay.
Get yourself a padded bra. That’s what us less-endowed women do. If you have the money, go to a department store and ask for a bra fitting, they’ll figure out your band and cup size and - if you bring it up - they can talk about “enhancements” (code for “make boob look bigger”). It’s not about looking like you have tits, it’s about filling out the dress so it looks righter. If that makes sense.
They probably won’t care, a sale is a sale. But if they do, just laugh it off and say you lost a bet.
PS: You look amazing in that dress.
I personally enjoy badongadongs no matter the size
Huge props for sharing. You look great 💖
I stand on business
I am so starved for positive attention that I will take it anywhere and have virtually no shame
So long as you’re mindful of safety, there’s nothing wrong with showing off.
Wooooffffffff,
Damn, this works on you.
I mean tailor it or get a thicker padded bra. Small tiddie people don’t own cutlets for no reason. Stuff that top till it looks like you want it
I don’t really want to look like I have tits tho, it’d be like uh…false advertising ig? I’m a guy who identifies as a guy, I just reject the great male renunciation.
Buy a push up bra, sug! Problem solved
Tailoring
Is is
He won’t have time to destroy Hyrule if he’s busy destroying Link.
Are you absolutely sure it is is vital?
Yes, now put on the dress 👁️👁️
Put on the dress, Shinji
Baka Shinji putting on cute dresses :3
If you insist :3
Clearly it is is
(All I can think of is Max Headroom saying it)
& then they went and added a fursuit in the next game
What did Nintendo mean by this?
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You deleted it, but I still saw. I know what you are.
