- cross-posted to:
- 196@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- 196@lemmy.world
“Zelda, I assure you this is vital to preventing Ganondorf from destroying Hyrule” Link dresses in an intracate revealing blue outfit with lots of jewelry for a +2 bonus to some stat and for no other reason


Thanks for the kind words. I wish I could afford a tailor, but I think I’m stuck praying for a sugar daddy to find me entertaining for something like that. It’d probably be easier to learn it myself, although tbh I don’t exactly have enough money for that either lol.
It’s not my fault you’re a hotty. Just make sure them Daddy’s pay.